Screeching Weasel Lyrics

02 cool kids There's a real cool club on the other side of…
2-7 Split we spend so much time together you would think that…
21 Months I tried to act as if I cared I tried to…
27 Things I Wanna Do to You I've been thinking about those things That we've been avoidi…
53rd %26 3rd If you think you can, well, come on man I was…
7-11 one minute past midnight and i need some cigarettes see…
99 I think of you every minute of just about every other…
A New Tomorrow We don't believe in god or Jesus Christ anymore We don't…
Acknowledge i am alive i am here i am now i…
Ain The girls are on the beach in their string bikinis The…
Ain't Got No Sense I hoard my dollars 'cause I won't share It's a time…
All Over Town Did you think about the way this was going to…
American Suicide Black asphalt rolling mile after mile Getting bruised in awe…



Amy Saw Me Looking at Her Boobs Amy saw me staring at her boobs today Now I think…
Around on You You think you've got something over some kinda thing over…
Ashtray i can't pay the rent, the 20 bucks i made last…
Automatic Rejector He had a big mouth He didn't know when to stop He…
B.P.D. massacres, violence film at 10 media scumbags strike a gain…
Baby Talk Baby talk, mixing up emotions with the truth again Baby tal…
Back Of Your Head You know, I've tried to pacify her It's funny, I don't…
Bark Like a Dog they say that i'm insane i don't play their little…
Bates Motel got 12 rooms 12 vacancies you can do just what…
Beat on the Brat Beat on the brat Beat on the brat with a baseball…
Beginningless Vacation When I went to bed the other night something terrible…
Bite Marks Cracked open, left hanging With my tail swinging in the win…
Bleed Through Me I've been going all night Heading into the dawn White lines,…
Blitzkrieg Bop Hey ho, let's go They're forming in a straight line They're …
Bottom of the 9th You've gotta have love in your heart and you've gotta…
Bpd massacres, violence film at 10 media scumbags strike a gain…
Brain In A Jar B-b-b-b-brain in a jar i can't see too far But baby…
Breaking Point do you ever shut up do you ever shut up…
Burn It Down and now i wonder what's going on and who's really…
Burnout Girl I walk by your house while you're laying in bed Thoughts…
California Sucks california sucks california sucks it's worse than old new yo…
Can't Take It Always fond of girls who were just a little crazy Always…
Cancer in My Body I know that they're inside me Waiting to multiply And I want…
Cat-Like I am cat-like; I can prowl and pounce all night.…
Celena celena looks at me and asks me if i know…
Chain Saw sittin' here nothin' to do sitting here thinking only of…
Chicago [Originally by Frank Sinatra] Chicago, Chicago, That tot…
Cindy Cindy's on methadone She's through with the syringe Cindy's …
Claire Monet Claire Monet I heard someone say It's been so long since…
Clean-cut Asshole You got a lotta nerve Lookin' down your nose at…
Come and See the Violence Inherent in the System We live in a Christian police state A nation of fat…
Compact Disc that thing you're listening to is called a compact disc…
Cool Kids There's a real cool club on the other side of…
Count To Three i've had it with you and your friends i got…
Cows cows - they're comin near me hope they don't see…
Crawl You're my little creepy crawl Pretty little heart attack Oh,…
Creepy Crawl You’re my little creepy crawl, pretty little heart attack O…
Crying in My Beer What will it take to make you happy What will it…
Crying Shame You know I'm not the type for playing games But listen,…
D.I.Y d.i.y. why because we hate you and the dumb look…
Danny Is a Wimp Danny is a wimp Because he is a wimp Danny is a…
Dead By Dawn The room is sideways, flips And then begins to shrink Cackli…
Degenerate In your beady eyes I don't make the scene Well your…
Ding Bat She's a dingbat She's a dingbat Always walking in to tr…
Dingbat She's a dingbat She's a dingbat Always walking in to trees…
Dirty Needles if you're gonna shoot up please don't use somebody else's…
Don i sit alone inside my room 'cause i don't want…
Don't Touch My Car Hey you, you're a blonde What you say is always…
Don't Turn Out the Lights Don't turn out the Lights tonight I need a can of Raid Ants…
Don't Want It i sit alone inside my room 'cause i don't want…
Dry Is the Desert Oh, how I miss you when I'm so far away If…
Dummy Up They want the truth but they keep on drawing blanks Dummy…
El Mozote somewhere in el salvador there's a grave for 700 pits…
Electroshocked she got electroshock therapy fifty thousand volts way outta …
Erection there's something wrong, i'm not getting it on and i'm…
Every Night I'm not feeling human anymore Half connected all the time Ea…
Falling Apart I'm in a dream because everything seems Like it's moving thr…
Fat Head Why don't you beat it Why don't you go away You smelly…
Fathead Why don't you beat it Why don't you go away You smelly…
Follow Your Leaders By the people for the little people Here's how we like…
Fortune Cookie I look inside my fortune cookie It never changes it seems…
Frankengirl Right now I want to count all the things that…
Fuck This what the fuck does it mean to acknowledge this democracy…
Get Off My Back You're ourside looking in poking your finget at me And you…
God Help Us When you're asleep And you're trying to keep off The edge of…
Going Home It's late t night and I can see you're tense when…
Good Morning the sun is up good morning to me it's gonna…
Goodbye to You Goodbye to you and the stupid things you do Goodbye…
Gotta Girlfriend I don't have a social life and she don't care.…
Guest List I was hanging out at the show feeling like a fat…
Handcuffed To You It's been so long since that magic trick Went wrong And chai…
Hanging Around I walked around alone last night and tried to look at…
Hardcore Hippie who needs dayglo ? hey not me ! 27 morons…
Havana Affair I walked around alone last night and tried to look…
Hey Asshole hey asshole you know your teeth are stained brown from…
Hey Suburbia Try and tell us our future's at stake We're gonna slamdance…
High Ambitions i want to live with madonna i want to lick…
High School Psychopath I really hated high school it was such a drag everytime I…
Holy Hardcore Holy harcore jesus christ Knocking our religious life Live…
Hunter God's creatures carcasses Laying all around Some stupid hi…
I d.i.y. why because we hate you and the dumb look…
I Believe In UFO I believe in UFO's Baldheaded men with goldfish bowls Tied…
I Can See Clearly I can see clearly now, the rain is gone, I can…
I Can't Stand Myself i'm immature - i talk a lot i'm a lying,…
I Don I'm on a mission I'm in position I'm on a…
I Don't Care Anymore My head is much better now, And I'm not walking into…
I Don't Give A Fuck I'm on a mission I'm in position I'm on a…
I Don't Wanna Be Friends Susie's bugging me again I better take my Ritalin I'm about …
I Don't Wanna Go Down to the Basement Hey, daddy-o I don't want to go down to the…
I Don't Wanna Walk Around With You I don't want to walk around with you I don't…
I Fall to Pieces I fall to pieces each time I see you again…
I Hate Led Zeppelin Robert Plant is a slimy fuck John Bonham man, he really…
I Hate Led Zepplin robert plant is a slimy fuck john bonham man, he…
I Hate Old Folks I hate old folks yes I do I wish they'd go…
I Hate You Love to hate I love to hate Deck the halls with…
I Hate Your Guts on Sunday I hate your guts on Sunday No other day of the…
I Love Beer I love you and you know I always will. I…
I Love to Hate Love to hate I love to hate Deck the halls with…
I Love You I love you and you know I always will. I…
I Need Therapy i need therapy i need therapy i need therapy oh…
I Robot I am a robot I might be paranoid But I'm a living…
I Think We "Children, behave", that's what they say when we're together…
I Wanna Be a Homosexual I wanna be a homosexual by The Screeching Weasels *intro* …
I Wanna Be Naked i want to be naked i want to be nude…
I Wanna Be With You Tonight I just know your name but still just the same…
I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend Hey, little girl I want to be your boyfriend Sweet little…
I Wanna F*** I want to sweat I want to scream I want to…
I Was a High School Psychopath I really hated high school it was such a drag everytime I…
I Will Always Be There You keep on trying too hard To make something work out You'r…
I Will Always Do The time is now to tell you that I'm glad,…
I Wrote Holden Caufield I loved you for the minute When you decided to tell…
I'll Stop the Rai Are you waiting out ther for me? do you have…
I'm Gonna Strangle You What I want to say I'm gonna say to you And…
I'm Not in Love Attention losers where's your girlfriend you're no fun with …
Identity Crisis you got an identity crisis who are you and what…
If I Was You So if you were in my shoes You're saying that you…
Inside Out Now everything you're telling me rips me up I swear I…
It Everywhere I went today four walls kept following me around …
It's Not Enough things are getting worse it's not working out everyuthing …
Jeannie's Got a Problem With Her Uterus Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries she's got troubl…
Joanie Loves Johnny Let's go to Milwaukee say hi to Mr. C. Fonzi Potsi Richie…
Jockpunk Gonna whip you with a towel (x2) You're a jockpunk man…
Johnny Are You Queer? [Originally by Josie Cotton] Johnny what's the deal boy? …
Judy Is a Punk Jackie is a punk Judy is a runt They both…
K-Mart k-mart is the savings place i'd like to punch the…
Kamala's Too Nice She took me into her lovely home Called Nicaragua on the pho…
Kathy She's got a place to go when she gets sad She…
Kathy Isn She took every single pill in the cabinet She fell down…
Kathy's on the Roof She's got a place to go when she gets sad She…
Last Night where were you last night when i needed you just…
Leather Jacket I want to tell you what's on my mind And I…
Leave Me Alone you are so fucked up don't even talk to me…
Let Go too many paths to choose from so many already gone…
Let's Dance Hey baby won't you take a chance Say that you'll…
Liar You're everything I hate and more So afraid you'll be a…
Like a Parasite Like a parasite I want to crawl all over you like a…
Linger Linger If you, if you could return Don't let it burn,don't…
Listen to My Heart Next time I'll listen to my heart Next time, well I'll…
Little Big Man I′m not just some dilettante If you'll excuse me, I′ve got…
Lose the Dink I haven't slept in days and I'm cruisin' on fumes I…
Losing My Mind I'm kinda getting scared that I'm losing my mind I'm really …
Loudmouth You're a loudmouth baby You better shut it up I'm…
Love I don't want to call you and take you to…
Mad at the Paper Boy Mad at the papaer boy that little nerd Can't throw a…
Making You Cry I'm sick of putting you down pushing you around I'm tired of…
March of The Lawn mowers you always wanted a real nice lawn now your whole…
Mary Was an Anarchist mary was a girl with a cause she was simply…
Message in a Beer Bottle Now whenever it rains I walk outside. I don't stay…
Molecule My room's the universe. I lay here on the floor…
molécule my room's the universe. i lay here on the floor…
More Problems You were once a nice suburban girl Until mom and dad…
Murder in the Brady House bobby brady's dealing crack - marcia's on the pill mike's…
My Brain Hurts Time gets wasted every day I watch the minutes tick away My…
My Friends are Getting Famous My friends are getting famous Oh what can I do My friends…
My Own World I know the sun I'm looking at Is the same sun…
My Right My right to say what I want and think the way…
My Song don't want to ruin your whole day but there's just…
Never Been In Love I've never been in love I haven't got the time or…
Nicarauga I don't give a fuck about Nicaragua I don't give a…
Nobody Likes You Nobody likes you You are such a drag Nobody likes you You…
Not Even Close Fall back This place is a punch-drunk heavyweight Ransacked,…
Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue Now I want to sniff some glue now I want…
O.M.W I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner That is truly…
O.M.W. I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner That is truly…
On My Own once upon a time it thought i wouldn't see tomorrow…
One Step Beyond It seems to me you shut out anything that might confuse the…
Only A Test Will I get locked up in the mental ward Am…
Outside Of You so this bad joke comes to an end i can't…
Panic A voice inside my head is screaming Metaphorically I mean I'…
Passion passion emotion too concerned with looking like a fool actio…
Pauline She was cute but not too cute, An average girl…
Pervert At Large creeping in the bushes spying on old ladies he's a…
Peter Brady Don't you see that people Will like you for who you…
Phasers On Kill what to do a spaceship crew came crashing through my…
Planet of the Apes Planet of the apes you're a primate Planet of the apes…
Plastic Bag You say I need help you're gonna read me the…
Police Insanity Another cop another gun Another way to end my fun Another …
Pretty Girls Don Pretty girls oh oh yeah see them walking down pretty…
Problematic Try to tell us you're No intersectional rebel They're just j…
Professional Distribution So you've heard we got the buzz We'll be so famous…
Psychiatrist Johnny got upset and drank a bottle of Sea Breeze Mommy…
Punk Rock Explained You start out with a punk rock band just trying…
Punkhouse if you need a place to stay welcome to the…
Racist Society did you know that you live in a racist society…
Radio Blast the product you're trying to sell isn't going over too…
Raining Needles it's raining needles stuck in my head i wish i…
Regroup if you look at the world with an objective eye…
Rubber Room Everything around me is turning into shit And I don't know…
Runaway As I walk along I wonder what went wrong With our…
Sad Little Girl Your smiley face is out of order today everything's wrong an…
Say No! To Authority I like ronald reagan he teaches me to be a…
Science of Myth If you've ever question beliefs That you hold you're not al…
Second Floor East She falls asleep the same way every night she dreams of…
Settle In I didn't call this one I didn't see it coming Don't know…
She Ain't Your Baby If you love that girl And she's the one you wanna…
She's Giving Me the Creeps she's giving me the creeps the girl i knew is…
Shut the Hell Up shut the hell up you fucking little shit Shut the hell…
Sidewalk Warrior you walk down the street dare me to look playing…
Six A.M i know that the things that i say aren't too…
Six Percent don't let anyone tell you you better grow up soon…
Slogans Words are stirring your anger's burning You could really use…
Slomotion Take stock of the situation assess the comlications that a…
Soap Opera Soap Opera…
Society i can't stand your right wing phonies i don't like…
Someday Anyday now people who are useless are using poison pens The…
Something Wrong another night another town another gig another day of f.r.…
Speed of Mutation It only seems to happen at three or four a.m.…
Stab Stab Stab I'm sick of this room and I'm sick of you…
Static static it almost has you begging for a gun to…
Stupid Girl Stupid girl I've had enough of all of Your whining Stupid gi…
Stupid Over You Madonna I'm in love It dosen't make too much sense But when…
Sunshine It might seem like we're not the only ones to…
Supermarket Fantasy i went through the automatic doors my shopping cart ran…
Surf Goddess It could have happened to anyone But it happened to me I…
Suzanne Is Getting Married Suzanne is getting married off in June It'll be a perfect…
Teenage Freakshow Lucky you lucky me You're a threat to our community Mom don'…
Teenage Slumber Party It's 12 o'clock on Friday Night And everyone's asleep, We'…
The American Dream oh say can you see the star spangled banner flying…
The Edge of the World alone, awake again at three a.m. and i can't get…
The First Day of Autumn seasons will change and so will you i've seen the…
The First Day of Winter the days are shorter now but you remember now i…
The Girl Next Door White girl living in the big city In a big apartment…
The Last Janelle You dopes are all the same and that's why I'm…
The Scene i am here not by choice but by my birth…
The Science of Myth If you've ever question beliefs That you hold you're not alo…
The Science Of Myth-Crying If you've ever question beliefs That you hold you're not al…
Things Seem All F***** Up Today The girl I fell in love with isn't home. It's…
Things Seem All Fucked up Today The girl I fell in love with isn't home. It's…
This Ain't Hawaii The girls are on the beach in their string bikinis The…
This Bud's for Me This bud's for me This bud's for me…
Three Lonely Days I knew it wouldn’t last but three lonely days have…
Three Sides Three sided to every stupid question Three sided to everythi…
Thrift Store Girl Well she's a thrift store girl Yeah she's a beautiful loser …
Time Joined at the hip again with him tonight You're almost invin…
To Hell With You The old, incontinent, broken, pitiful And weak Pagan idols g…
Today Your Love Tomorrow the World I'm a shock trooper in a stupor Yes I am I'm…
Too Worked Up each night i see her there. the window shows her…
Totally Totally cool that your hair is blue I totally drool when…
Totem Pole Where exactly do I stand today? Number one in line Or as…
Trance I haven't left the house in going on three days The…
Turn It Around Monday rolled out of bed And things looked great at first Bu…
Turn Me Off My friends all say you're nuts and they're probably right An…
Twinkie Warfare You'll get your riboflavin any way that you can, 6 Ho-ho's…
Used Cars Used cars [x4] No money down sounds good to me Got monthly…
Veronica Hates Me She always has something to Say to ruin an otherwise nice…
Video Barking like a dog like an angry little dog With your…
Waiting for Suzie We're gonna be here all night Susie is taking her…
Wanna Die I sit and watch the TV news to see if…
Wavin Gerbs i was there alone one day me, fred and my…
We Skate We skate - we are cool We skate - we are…
What Is Right gotta learn soon that things never last cause i'm a…
What We Hate There isn't destiny The way things go I don't think so The c…
Why d.i.y. why because we hate you and the dumb look…
Work work i can't get up in the morning i feel…
Yeah Baby Yeah baby I like your face Yeah baby I like…
Yeah Baby! Yeah baby I like your face yeah baby I like…
You so this bad joke comes to an end i can't…
You Are My Sunshine The other night dear As I lay sleeping I dreamed I held…
You Blister My Paint I don't know what you're doing to me But I…
You'll Be In My Dreams Today I don't think that i'll ever forget the way you…
You're Sorry Now And I want you to finally look me in the…
You're the Enemy I stand here bored and look at you. Clapping like…
Your Morality I'm happy that you're so appalled you don't stand for…
Your Name Is Tattooed on My Heart well i know that our love is for real but i…
Zombie You left me there at the shopping mall You left me…